Right after being dropped from the Time Machine and you walk into the recruitment office, you're greeted by an unfriendly face. Before you can change your mind, the Sergeant slaps a sticker on you and you're on the next plane to Vietnam (It's not actually the 1950s, mr. Krab lied; it's 1967). You've been assigned to Bravo Company, 25th Infantry Division alongside your good friend, Charlie Sheen.
You figure this can't be too bad, at least you're serving your country, but you know how the movie ends and you want to get out of it. You locate Staff Sergeant Bob Barnes (the mean one) and clean shop, altering the flow of time and ruining the entire movie that's about to unfold. "Oh well, I just want to get on to the next challenge so I can get home and finish my Philosophy project"
Running through the wilderness, you flee the now hostile American Military until the Time Machine reappears, and whisks you away from all your problems [ENTER TIME MACHINE]
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