[START HERE] The Beginning of a Journey..

You, a naive LASA student who just finished their Contemporary Issues final project, stumble upon this magic time machine as you're eagerly waiting for classes to start one Monday morning.
"Hmm, that's interesting,"
 you mumble as you head towards the random machine that will possibly end your life in the next few hyperlinks. As you're climbing inside the cramped, one person cabin of the machine, a faint whisper lets out the sentence, "Curiosity killed the cat, didn't it?"
Too late though, because soon as you fit yourself inside the cabin the only escape slams closed, and a figure forms on the screen above your head:

FOOLISH HUMAN, YOU HAVE DOOMED YOURSELF TO THE FATE OF RELIVING THE MISTAKES OF YOUR PREVIOUS AMERICAN HEROES

"Well crap, looks like I'm going to be late to 1st period without it being on purpose-"

SILENCE! I, THE OMNIPOTENT SEER OF THE SANDS OF TIME, NOW GIVE YOU TWO OPTIONS:

[PRESS THE LARGE BUTTON,

 IT'LL TAKE YOU BACK IN TIME] 

OR

[PUNCH THE SCREEN THAT I INHABIT, WHICH'LL DO THE SAME THING]